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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

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adameforhim:

gypsylocybin:

HOW DOES SHE DO IT HOW DOES SHE GO FROM SEX GODDESS THAT RUNS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOUDOIR IN TOWN

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TO “I JUST GOT MY INHERITANCE IMNA FUND A CHARITY  BEFORE VACATIONING IN POCONOS” LOOKS

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TO LESBIAN PUNK HOOKER LOOKING FOR HER NEXT TRICK

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TO HIGH FASHION SEX PRIESTESS 

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TO WHATEVER THIS IS

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TO GHOST OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER

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"Never beg someone to stay"

astrolocherry:

Taurus have a strange psychic reception in the location of their belongings. You can ask them where a book is & they will tell you ‘on my desk’, the desk with a mountain of paperwork, files & disorder. ‘…where on the desk!’ ’….on the desk under the 3 folders on top the envelope on in the middle of the notes’ . They rarely seem to lose track of their belongings and remain terminally ritualistic

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